Day Ninety

Today My Desk has been brought to you by:

Heathrow Airport, UK (weak bladder)
Fitzroy, Melbourne, VIC (Lucy and Ade and Ron Mueck)
Launceston, Tasmania (inconsiderate Swedes)
Cradle Mountain, Tas (wedding crashing)
Ross, Tas (second oldest bridge and porn for the elderly)
Hobart, Tas (Bad Manners, bad aftershave and the Highway to Hell) Mt Field/Mt Wellington, Tas (enormous trees, kangeroo testicles and pademelons) Wineglass Bay, Tas (coronary)
Port Arthur, Tas (film school lesson)
St Helens/Binalong, Tas (too much information and saddle sore) Launceston, Tas (deodorant as air freshener)
Strahan, Tas (too many chips and Stephen King)
Queenstown, Tas (lovely librarian)
Stanley, Tas (resisting The Nut)
Penguin, Tas (because why wouldn’t you)
Launceston, Tas (classical music in the public toilet)
Perth, WA (manky humid hostel)
Kalbarri, WA (vertigo and Swiss)
Denham, WA (no. 4, no. 5, squidding, redbacks, cocks and Pippin) Monkey Mia, WA (sandalwood and a good night’s sleep)
Francois Peron National Park, WA (42*, reef sharks, rays and a leach) Coral Bay, WA (strip jenga and overpriced fish)
Exmouth, WA (The Potshot, bad choice pedicure)
Cape Range National Park, WA (awkward Danish moment)
Karijini National Park, WA (a black and blue arse but luckily not mine) Port Hedland, WA (amazing salt mines)
Paradoo Cattle Station, WA (swags and bogans and grasshopper retinues) Broome, WA (pearls, empty coke cans, camels and sweat)
Darwin, NT (crocodiles, car parks and novelty t shirts)
Litchfield National Park, NT (severe lack of jumping crocodiles) Kakadu National Park, NT (throwing a strop)
The Ghan (unlockable toilet door)
Katherine, NT (I told you so, Rogue)
Alice Springs, NT (bed bugs and Magnum PI rolling in a Stetson) Uluru/Kata Tjuta, NT (dingo ate my biby)
Kings Canyon, NT (Priscilla’s Gap, pigmy koalas, thorny devils and campfire swags) Brisbane, QL (vertigo and mangroves)
Byron Bay, NSW (insane)
Newcastle, NSW (stinky and yet beautiful)
Oakville, NSW (Murray, Eliza, Lilly, Baxter, Pinky, Rocket, Panda, Noodle, two more and top tucker!)
Sydney, NSW (Germans Germans everywhere, Macbeth, rice and veggies, jewellery and vertigo again!) Palm Beach, NSW (you know we belong together)
Prahran, Melbourne, VIC (hairy showers, lovely staff)
The Grampians, VIC (cold, beautiful, dense end of the world fog and banging disco tunes) Williamstown, VIC (swings, possums and ice cream)

And by the films:

Bran Nue Day – Launceston
The Wolfman – Hobart
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief – Esperance
Shutter Island – Perth
Alice in Wonderland – Broome
Shutter Island – Broome
How To Train Your Dragon – Darwin
Clash of the Titans – Alice
Kick Ass – Brisbane
Micmacs – Sydney
Big Wednesday/The Endless Summer II – St Kilda

And by the songs:

I Got A Feeling – Black Eyed Peas
Under the Milky Way Tonight – The Church

And by the letter N and by the number 2.

Off to the airport now.

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Friday April 30th, 2010. Uncategorized.

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