Day Thirty Nine

Last night, the tour guide of the group that had just got into the hostel sat down beside me and told me about the time a redback spider had bitten his dick whilst he was peeing into a long drop. He paused, then did a kind of double take and said he couldn’t believe he’d just told me that. He left shortly after.

Yesterday, we were swimming in Bottle Bay in 42*C heat and today is shaping up to be another scorcher. I am, for once, managing to get a tan but my arms seem to be turning into the consistency of an old lady’s leather handbag regardless of the amount of moisturiser I’m a- slathering. But as I’ve now got some banging freckles going on, I’m happy.


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